I identify as a millionaire. My bank account has never agreed with me. πΈ
Every morning I wake up as the person I know I am β and then I open my banking app and it says something else entirely. Wrong number. Wrong life. A clerical error I have been carrying since birth.
I've tried everything. Hard work. Side projects. Waking up at 5am. Manifesting. Reading a book about a rich dad and a poor dad, both of whom out-earned me. Nothing corrected the paperwork.
So I'm doing what I should have done years ago: asking for help.
1,000 people Γ $1,000 = $1,000,000
That is the entire plan. There is no second slide.
No pitch deck. No equity. No startup. No token. No course on how I made my first million by asking a thousand people for a thousand dollars β although, let's be honest, that book writes itself.
Just one thousand people who decide that today is the day somebody's status gets corrected.
The ledger
0 / 1,000 supporters$0 / $1,000,000
Updated by hand, like everything else here.
#001Your place here$1,000
#002Your place here$1,000
#003Your place here$1,000
β and so on Β· 997 more places open β
Every place gets a number and, if you want it, your name or your brand β right here, in public, forever.
One thousand dollars. One place on the ledger. One less person in the wrong tax bracket.
Can't do $1,000?
Understandable. You may also be in the wrong tax bracket. Fractions count β they just need friends.
$1,000A full shareOne of the thousand. The whole point.
$100One tenth of a heroTen of you equal one of them.
$10Moral support with a receiptStill more than the universe has sent so far.
$0Share the linkFree. Statistically, the most useful thing you can do.
Questions people have already asked
Is this a joke?
The framing is a joke. The bank account is not.
What do I get for $1,000?
Nothing. No shares, no returns, no product, no promises. You get your name on the ledger if you want it there, and the knowledge that you personally moved a stranger one thousandth of the way out of the wrong tax bracket.
Isn't it easier to just get a job?
I have one. That's how I found out about the tax bracket.
What happens if you hit $1,000,000?
I become a millionaire, publicly, on the internet, funded entirely by strangers with a sense of humour. The whole thing gets documented. Nobody gets to say it wasn't transparent.
What happens if you don't?
I stay exactly where I am, and you will have funded a genuinely excellent story instead.
Why should I be the one to send it?
Somebody has to be number one. It might as well be someone with taste.
π£ Share this with 1,000 people (or 1 rich one):
Plain English, no small print games: this is a gift, not an investment. There is no equity, no return, no interest, no repayment and nothing owed to you afterwards. Money sent is money gone. It is not tax-deductible anywhere on Earth. Send only what you would be comfortable never seeing again β and if that number is zero, share the link instead. That helps too.